Monthly Archives: May 2007

A routine lunch date has caused a severe case of the Omnivore’s Dilemma for one local man, Sunderland native Dan O’Leary. Mr. O’Leary agreed to go out to lunch with his coworkers but took so long to order that the … Continue reading →

Alright, this is getting friggin’ ridiculous! Another year, another call from you cancer research people. I just gave you twenty-five bucks last year! And I gave at least twenty the year before. So I’ve got to ask the obvious question, … Continue reading →

A student art show currently on display at the Student Union Art Gallery on the University of Massachusetts campus has totally blown the lid off of middle class hypocrisy, apathy, and malaise. The show, “Roveywade,” is the MFA thesis of … Continue reading →

A contra dance at the American Legion hall in Granby on Saturday night ended in tragedy when a new couple did a do-si-do instead of a promenade, causing injuries to several neighbors. It was the worst dance-related mishap in the … Continue reading →

President Bush and Vice President Cheney have resigned their offices effective immediately, citing Leverett’s recent vote for impeachment. On April 28, 2007, Leverett’s Town Meeting approved an article recommending that Congress impeach Bush and Cheney for a wide range of … Continue reading →

Northampton resident Craig T. Blentikoff’s efforts to live a Carbon Neutral Lifestyle are turning out to be just another excuse never to get off the couch, friends of the unemployed 24-year-old man report. “Last week I ask him to hike … Continue reading →

Contributed by Baer, HVNH Cub Reporter The Amherst School Committee voted (4-1) on Monday to eliminate math and reading from the Elementary School Curriculum due to budget shortfalls. “Due to Amherst’s current budget crisis, we are being forced to cut … Continue reading →