Monthly Archives: November 2011

David Milch to Adapt William Faulkner

David Milch of Deadwood fame* has signed a deal with HBO to develop original movies and potentially television shows based on the work of William Faulkner. Here are a few possible collaborations: Absalom, Fucking Absalom! The Sound and the Cocksucking … Continue reading

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Herman Cain’s Black History Minute

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Katherine Heigl Hates Balls

The book I’m reading (The Comic Toolbox by John Vorhaus — great book, by the way) instructs in its very first chapter and in big bold letters that Comedy is Truth and Pain. And with that allow me to present … Continue reading

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Tonight, the Bottle Let Me Down

Poor, befuddled Rick Perry. Here he is, stumping in New Hampshire: “Those of you that will be 21 by November the 12th, I ask for your support and your vote.” Pssst, Rick. 1. The voting age is 18 2. The … Continue reading

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Ugly Renaissance Babies

A new Tumblr dedicated to Ugly Renaissance Babies lives up to its name.

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Dr. Seuss’s ‘The Call of Cthulhu’

What if Dr. Seuss had written H.P. Lovecraft’s classic story, ‘The Call of Cthulhu?’ Now an intrepid soul, DrFaustusAu, has answered that age-old question — you can see the results here. (Warning: clicking link will give you an insanity-inducing glimpse … Continue reading

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The Hippies Have Got Us Surrounded!

Have you heard the latest? Turns out that advice columnist, art historian, and pepper spray aficionado Lt. John Pike was entirely justified in slathering those UC Davis students with pepper spray because the students had the police surrounded! That’s right, … Continue reading

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