Monthly Archives: June 2007

Town of Ware is Tired of Your Lame Joke

You know that thing where you ask someone where they’re from and they go, “Ware,” and you go, “Where?” and they go, “I’m from Ware,” and you cup your hand to your ear like you don’t understand what they said … Continue reading

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Revirgin Redeflowered

Martha Winkel, a University of Massachusetts sophomore who had pledged in April to ‘revirgin’ herself by living a life of abstinence until marriage, was redeflowered on Saturday night, Happy Valley News Hour has learned. Ms. Winkel made the abstinence pledge … Continue reading

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