Monthly Archives: September 2007

Product Placements Getting Out of Control

Posted on September 29, 2007 by kamper

From Something Awful comes news that product placements are becoming more blatant as advertisers strive to capture the attention of an increasingly fickle and sophisticated public. See more here. A word of warning: Those with cherished Judeo-Christian beliefs or even … Continue reading →

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Dude is Way Over One Sample Per Customer

Posted on September 25, 2007 by kamper

Psst. Check out Grizzly Adams. Over my shoulder. The other shoulder. Jeez, be cool about it! Practice a little, you know, surveillance savvy. Is he totally going to town on those corn chips or what? He’s chowing down! Those chips … Continue reading →

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College Student Acting Like Dick Ever Since Reading Atlas Shrugged, Friends Report

Posted on September 14, 2007 by kamper

Brian Kitchener, a 20 year old sophomore at the University of Massachusetts, has been acting like a real dick ever since reading Atlas Shrugged, his friends and family report. Considered Ayn Rand’s masterpiece, Atlas Shrugged was published in 1957 and … Continue reading →

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Barney Withdraws Support for Iraq War

Posted on September 12, 2007 by kamper

With approval ratings below 30 percent, President Bush faces dwindling support for his Iraq policy. But the latest defection may be the most painful yet: Barney, President Bush’s seven year old Scottish Terrier, has withdrawn his support for the war. … Continue reading →

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This Pad Thai Not as Good as in Thailand, Reports Complete Tool at Next Table

Posted on September 1, 2007 by kamper

The Pad Thai served at Northampton’s Taste of Bangkok restaurant isn’t as good as the Pad Thai in Thailand, reported some jerk sitting at a nearby table Thursday. “Actual Pad Thai,” the source said, “is dryer, lighter and not all … Continue reading →

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