Noted Slut Actually Gay, It Turns Out

Oh those cutups at Fox News, always with the kidding and the joshing and the ribbing and the jesting. Remember Sandra Fluke, the young woman whom Rush Limbaugh called a slut and a prostitute because she testified before Congress that maybe perhaps birth control should be covered as part of health insurance? Because I don’t know about you but it’s awfully tough to keep your figure if you keep having to pump out new babies every year, amirite ladies??

Well, this self-same Sandra Fluke recently announced her engagement to her long-time boyfriend, whereupon Monica Crowley, one of the most noted of the fembot wits at Fox News, came back with this zinger: “To a man?”

Ha ha, that’s a real rib-tickler! “To a man?” she sez. (wipes tear from eye)

Crowley later told everyone she was joking because one of the signs of a successful joke is when you tell your listeners that what they just heard was a joke and now is the time that they should chuckle appreciably. But then later Crowley said that her original message was not a joke but rather a “straightforward question.”

Which actually makes sense because . . . wait. Didn’t Rush attack Ms. Fluke for, like, three days running for being the biggest slutty slut who ever slutted around? With, like, men? Because of which is why she needed all that slutty birth control. For the slutting. (And Republicans understand that there is a direct one-to-one ratio between the amount of sex you have and the number of birth control pills you take, which is one pill for each time of having sexy relations, which can = a lot of pills if you’re a real slutty slut.) But now according to Monica Crowley she might be a lesbian, and though I am not a doctor and do not even play one on teevee I am pretty sure that lesbians do not require birth control to have sexy time with each other.

Sounds like someone maybe got their signals crossed?! Oh well, it’s no doubt the fault of Sandra Fluke, who anyway is probably a slut by day and a dyke by night and a slutty dyke every other Sunday.

Because of the birth control.

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One Response to Noted Slut Actually Gay, It Turns Out

  1. Anonymous says:

    Typical idiotic liberal comments. The issue that was raised is whether it should be someone else’s responsibility to pay the $5 every month needed for Ms. Fluke’s generic oral contraceptive, or if she could take some responsibility and actually pay for it herself. The point was made using irony and humor which was clearly above the intellectual level of this author,

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