Redditor spidermanngp made the following “multimedia synopsis” of the first two Iron Man movies for his girlfriend, who was going to see Iron Man 3 but hadn’t seen the first two. Sadly, they broke up before he could finish it — without going into details, spidermanngp, who is obviously a gentleman, says only, “She said the distance was too hard. She changed her mind later but I’d already moved on.” This causes much consternation amongst the Reddit commenters, who seem to believe that the ability to cleverly summarize action films should be a chief criteria in mate selection.
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