Banking System Near Collapse, Reports Guy in Line at Post Office

The international banking system is heading toward utter collapse, a man standing in line at the Hadley post office reported Monday. The anonymous source provided no documentation for his allegations, but insisted that the collapse was both imminent and inevitable. Those with money still in the banks were advised to withdraw it immediately, though it won’t make much difference in the long run since the currency will be worthless in a few years anyway, the source added before being called to the next available window.