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First Dog

In honor of election day, here is a sketch I wrote for Side of Toast’s Blue State Special on Friday night. In the show, Mosie McNally played Bo Obama and Pam Victor played Rafalca, and they both did bangup jobs. … Continue reading

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Ode to My Fat Pants

Having lost 25 pounds over the last four months, I wrote this ode to the last pair of pants I could still wear before I lost weight. Oh! Carhartt green dungarees, this is my song of praise! Your official designation … Continue reading

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So You Want to Write a Gogol Bordello Song: An Infographic

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Things I Love About Provincetown: Dune Walk

One of our favorite things to do in Provincetown is to hike to the ocean across the rugged dunes of the Cape Cod National Seashore Park. The thing I love best about this hike is that it takes place only … Continue reading

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The Strange Case of the Green Laser Pointer

I’ve just returned from ten days in the Peoples Republic of China and I want to talk to you about green laser pointers. One thing that the city of Shanghai has in abundance is street vendors, and the one item … Continue reading

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The Charge of the Chickenhawk Brigade

Half a bag, half a bag, Half a bag: Cheetohs! Into the valley of CPAC Rode the 300. Forward the Chickenhawk Brigade! Stoutest young wingnuts that God ever made! In stain’d warmups their girth was b’decked When into Spartan Marriott … Continue reading

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My Debut

Here be a chronicle of my experience as an extra on the set of The Whisperer in Darkness, a new film version of the H.P. Lovecraft story, which came out this month on DVD. Here is the trailer:

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