Christian Hell House teaches evils of alcohol, curiously silent on sloth and gluttony

“We’re having this party and you really should come. We’re having alcohol and it’s gonna be amazing!”

This is not going to end well. From the Living Waters Assemblies of God Church in Alabama.

There are some who might criticize the Trip to McDonalds as slowing down the second act, but I feel it’s a necessary for the characters to go on a journey, in this case to consume horrible food, the remains of which they’ll leave strewn about the table for someone else to clean up. Apparently there are no Bible verses that deal with picking up after yourself.

Also: if this is their concept of God then I’ll take hell.

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