Eez terrible: the eight worst sentences in Dan Brown’s “Inferno”

Tom Chivers at The Telegraph rounds them up.

They’re all great, but the last one, which is actually a passage rather than a single sentence, rises to new heights. This is Danikova, an East European, leaving the most expositional voicemail ever.

“Sienna, eez Danikova! Where you?! Eez terrible! Your friend Dr. Marconi, he dead! Hospital going craaazy! Police come here! People telling them you running out trying to save patient?! Why!? You don’t know him! Now police want to talk to you! They take employee file! I know information wrong – bad address, no numbers, fake working visa – so they no find you today, but soon they find! I try to warn you. So sorry, Sienna.”

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