Clumsy, ungrammatical, repetitive and repetitive: renowned author Dan Brown wrote a new book

Michael Deacon in The Telegraph wrote a review of renowned author Dan Brown’s new book in the style of renowned author Dan Brown:

The 190lb adult male human being nodded his head to indicate satisfaction and returned to his bedroom by walking there. Still asleep in the luxurious four-poster bed of the expensive $10 million house was beautiful wife Mrs Brown. Renowned author Dan Brown gazed admiringly at the pulchritudinous brunette’s blonde tresses, flowing from her head like a stream but made from hair instead of water and without any fish in. She was as majestic as the finest sculpture by Caravaggio or the most coveted portrait by Rodin. I like the attractive woman, thought the successful man.

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One Response to Clumsy, ungrammatical, repetitive and repetitive: renowned author Dan Brown wrote a new book

  1. I like the attractive man thought the attractive woman. So there.

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