Alison Haislip narrates an epic sorority girl email

Have you been following the saga of the epic sorority email? Well, it seems that some of the young ladies at the Delta Gamma sorority at the University of Maryland were not taking their responsibilities seriously enough, particularly those involving social events with their “matchup” fraternity, Sigma Nu. So it fell upon one their sisters to set them to rights, which she did in no uncertain terms. Below, Alison Haislip of the Pophangover Network narrates the resulting email in its entirety.

Here is the back-story, which I have been following with morbid fascination. By the way, this young lady’s Tweets are also ribald and hilariously bitchy.

Caution: Salty, salty language

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3 Responses to Alison Haislip narrates an epic sorority girl email

  1. Wow.

    Kind of makes you not want to send your daughters to college, eh what?

  2. Pingback: Famous Historical Speeches as Read by Deranged Sorority Girl | Happy Valley News Hour

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