Paul Ryan stopped by a soup kitchen in Youngstown, Ohio, but there were no pathetic wretches around to feed, so he did the next best thing:
Ryan was photographed cleaning “large metal pans that did not appear to be dirty” during a 15-minute visit, the Post previously reported.
After his time in the kitchen Ryan spoke to homeless people outside the soup kitchen, but reporters were kept from monitoring the conversation.
“Hey bra’s, what’s up?
Did you guys get a chance to check out my workout pics?
Yeah, they was stylin’.
I’m just chillin’ wit my homie Mitt, hopin’ to move into some new digs come January.
Know what I’m sayin’?
S’cool. S’cool. Catch you bra’s on the flipside.
[exits to motorcade]
Update: Aaaaaaaaaand here’s the video. It’s actually much more awkward than anticipated.