Everyone Knows That the Only Appropriate Rant in PF Changs is the Abysmal Quality of Their Lo Mein

Since when is it illegal to share your political views with your fellow diners at the local chain Chinese restaurant?

Since Obama Socialist Muslim Take My Guns, that’s when!

Authorities were called to P.F. Chang’s China Bistro at Jordan Creek Town Center about 3:45 p.m. Friday after restaurant employees tried to eject Hunziker for upsetting other diners with her political rant, according to a report on file at the West Des Moines Police Department.

Officer Chris Morgan said in his report that when he arrived, Hunziker reportedly yelled at him and said he didn’t need to be there because “she was a Republican.”

Because jail is for Democrats!

So how’d that work out for you, Ms. Hunziker?

A witness reportedly told Morgan that Hunziker was drunk and had been bothering other customers with her opinions about the previous night’s presidential debate, her support for Romney and her belief that “Obama had ruined this country and … Muslims were causing America all these problems.”

The woman’s daughter proclaimed her mother “an embarrassment” and walked out of the restaurant, the witness said. When restaurant employees asked Hunziker to leave, she “got in the employees’ face and told them that she had rights and was refusing to leave.”

In fairness to Ms. Hunziker, my own children want to die of embarrassment every time they dine with me.

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