One member of the US Olympic team was quite happy with his bronze medal. From the looks of things, he was only a few strokes from the gold.
Update: If this Reddit comment is to be believed, the rower himself, Henrik Rummel, has weighed in: “This is me and I swear it’s not erect! I don’t know why it ended up in that position but there you go.”
Which, if that’s its ‘resting’ state then Hello ladies! (or fellers to avoid being heteronormative).
Update 2: He’s already a meme.