This is Not Acceptable

I was searching “types of salads” on teh Google just now (don’t ask) and came across this entry on Wikipedia’s List of Salads:

Name: Snickers salad
Origin: United States
Type: Candy salad
Description: A mix of Snickers bars, Granny Smith apples, and whipped cream or whipped topping (such as Cool Whip) served in a bowl.

There’s even a photograph of this Lovecraftian abomination:

People, let’s just take a moment here. There is no such thing as a “Snickers Salad.” There never has been. It is an illusion, a chimera, a unicorn that flies and poops rainbows. It is folly.

What you do in the privacy of your own home with Snickers bars and Cool Whip is your own damn business, but just because you do it that does not make it a “thing”. Furthermore, do not give it a name and put pictures of it on the Internet. It is undignified, and no one else is interested in your sick sick stuff.

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One Response to This is Not Acceptable

  1. I wonder if it would be OK to replace the Snickers with Three Musketeers if you have a peanut allergy….

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