Phyllis Schlafly, a working mother who made her fortune telling mothers they shouldn’t be working, visited cadets at military academy The Citidel, where she had these words of wisdom:
And she warned them about having personal relationships with feminists. “Find out if your girlfriend is a feminist before you get too far into it,” she said. “Some of them are pretty. They don’t all look like Bella Abzug.”
Hint: If she’s fucking you she probably is.
In addition to her own idiocy, Phyllis Schlafly’s son Andrew is also responsible for founding one of the Internet’s deepest buckets of stupid, Conservapedia, home to such gems as the Greatest Conservative Movies (hint: every war movie ever made plus a direct-to-video anti-global warming documentary) and the Greatest Conservative Songs (hint: the one James Brown song that’s not actually good plus Lee Greenwood) and the Greatest Conservative Plumbing Fixtures (okay, making that one up but really it should be American Standard, amirite?).