Romney’s Southern Problem

Charles Pierce on how voters in Mississippi and Alabama view Mittens:

Romney is a Yankee from Hellachusetts. He sounds like the bank manager who repo’d your tractor. He belongs to a godless cult that thinks Jesus visited the Indians. His jeans are pressed and they have a crease, may Merle have mercy on his soul. More to the point, he used to be pro-life. He invented Obamacare, which is coming in two years to steal all the Liberty (!) in the South. He saved a sporting event that had no motor sports in it, but which was full of people from Europe, some of whom he even allowed to win some of our medals. He knows NASCAR owners. (Did he weep when Dale bought it at Daytona? Hell, no.)

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