Admit it, you were wonderin’ who Sarah Palin voted for in the Alaskan primary, weren’t you? Well, wonder no more, because here she is, ‘splainin’ her choice in her own inimitable style:
“Who can best bust through that radical left’s kind of dispensation and desire to mistreat those who are defenseless, mistreat those who perhaps have some disadvantages by making them more beholden to government? Who best can contrast themselves from that?”
Style points for singing that to the tune of the Mary Tyler Moore show.
Anyway, still confused? Here’s another clue.
“I thought who best could do that [and] my own personal opinion is, the cheerful one . . .”
Wait, cheerful? This is a Republican, right? Because these guys are about as cheerful as the last half hour of Downfall.
Come on, the suspense is killing me! Who did Sarah pick?
” . . . Newt Gingrich.”
Right, right, the cheerful one.
And for bonus shits n giggles, here’s Sarah Palin, a woman whose Personal Insult Monitor is permanently set to high dudgeon, defending Rush Limbaugh and saying that no apology is necessary.