If He Adds Juggling and Balloon Animals, I’m Voting for Him

Gingrich to Campaign With Pets and Music

The campaign said today that it will soon launch a “Pets With Newt” site aimed at Gingrich’s love for animals, intended to show a “lighter side” of the candidate. “As speaker I made it possible for people in public housing to keep their pets in 1988. I love pets so we’re going to have an entire project,” Gingrich said.

But the very next sentence brings the inevitable, gob-smacking kicker:

Gingrich doesn’t have any pets at this time,

That’s okay, Newt. Reality doesn’t matter. If America can buy a Yale-educated cheerleader as a brush-clearing cattle rancher, it can accept you as someone who might conceivably some time down the road and after extensive discussions with Calista own a pet.

Perhaps a ferret?

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One Response to If He Adds Juggling and Balloon Animals, I’m Voting for Him

  1. I read the article from the link.
    So, we should expect money to go to poor people and their pets and to arts programs in schools. Is that right? Or is that only money for the arts in private schools? So confusing.
    But his take on citizenship is refreshing: “Were going to do things that are interesting and positive and fun and try to get back the idea that you can have citizenship”

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