Here are a few of the jokes printed on the wrappers of the Laffy Taffy candy my daughters ate last night. Is it me, or has Laffy Taffy entered the realm of the anti-joke? And don’t think I’m complaining; I love these jokes, even though I don’t get the second one in any way, shape, or form.
Q. How did the bones cross the street?
A. They didn’t, the dogs ate them.
– Wayne H., Social Circle, GA
Q. Which garden has the most vegetables?
A. Flash garden.
– Brandon R., Florence, SC
Q. What did the noodles say to the butter?
A. Don’t try and butter me up.
– Brooke K., Yardley, PA