David Milch of Deadwood fame* has signed a deal with HBO to develop original movies and potentially television shows based on the work of William Faulkner.
Here are a few possible collaborations:
Absalom, Fucking Absalom!
The Sound and the Cocksucking Fury
As the Cocksuckers Lay Dying
Light in Fucking August, Cocksucker
Go Down, Moses (Because Pussy is Half-Off for the Next 15 Minutes)
* and John From Cincinnati, but the less said about that the better.