Tonight, the Bottle Let Me Down

Poor, befuddled Rick Perry. Here he is, stumping in New Hampshire:

“Those of you that will be 21 by November the 12th, I ask for your support and your vote.”

Pssst, Rick.
1. The voting age is 18
2. The election is on November 6

He then added, “I’m speaking to all of you white, male land-owners, of course. And for all you minority voters, I’d sure appreciate three-fifths of your vote on November 12 as well.”

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Update: Here’s the video. Could the applause at 0:20 be any more tepid?

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2 Responses to Tonight, the Bottle Let Me Down

  1. dumber than Bush. who’da thunk it?

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