Shocking Development in the Ongoing Saga of the Giant Erupting Penis

Last month I told the story of the Giant Erupting Penis, a piece of spray-painted graffiti that popped up appeared one day at the end of our street. Sometime after its first appearance, one of our neighbors tried spray painting over the offending member, but they used an inferior paint and after about a week the new paint washed away, allowing GEP to return in all his turgid majesty.

This is how he looked as of three weeks ago:

GEP survived both the earthquake and Hurricane Irene in fine shape, and it looked like he was going to be sticking keeping us company well in to the fall.

Now the plot thickens develops further. As you can see from the photos below, there has been a second neighborhood attempt at camouflaging the true nature of the GEP, this time by disguising him as a friendly man with curly hair, twinkling eyes, a long, shaft-like nose, and teeth that look like they already may have some gingivitis.

Wait a minute! Is it me, or is that man a dead ringer for beloved artist & television host Bob Ross?

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