Now with the funniest line ever from a movie review, here is Vern on Michael Bay’s Pearl Harbor.
This is the Bay movie that seems the most like an AT&T commercial. He delights in creating idyllic scenes to be interupted by the surreal sight of Japanese bombers. A
little leaguekid’s baseball game, a woman hanging up her laundry, an astronaut eating a slice of apple pie off of a Bible.