Remember that Armageddon we were supposed to have today that never came? Maybe it did come. Or maybe it should have come. Here’s one sure sign that it’s on its way:
Video games for cats.
“Geez, I’ve got to stop playing this game. There are mice to be caught, balls of yarn to be chased, butts to be sniffed. And yet what am I doing with my time? Sitting here batting at electronic fish, wave after wave of electronic fish. Come on, Whiskers, you’re better than this! Ohh, that one was yellow! Okay, one more level and then I’m done. THAT’S IT! One more level . . .”