Donald Trump wants you to know that his campaign for president of the United States of America and also to promote season 11 of Celebrity Apprentice is about more than whether Barack Obama is a secret Kenyan muslim socialist abolitionist suffragette. He also cares about, like, global stuff.
Here’s Gawker’s convenient run-down on Trump’s nuanced views on international relations:
* On China: China, those Chinese, they’re ripping us off! They’re screwing us! If I’m president I’ll knock some Chinese heads alright.
* On OPEC: OPEC, that OPEC, they’re ripping us off! They’re screwing us! If I’m president I’ll knock some OPEC heads alright.
And that’s about it. Remember to vote, people!