What your favorite classic rock band says about you.

Ted Nugent: Your hair has at some point been caught in a ceiling fan, boat propeller, or lathe.

The Rolling Stones: You own three cars and no stereo.

Canned Heat: You own three stereos and no car.

Bad Company: You have sustained several alcohol-related injuries involving sheetrock.

Rush: You carry a small flashlight everywhere, and use it at least three times a day.

From John Peck at McSweeneys.

The rest.

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One Response to What your favorite classic rock band says about you.

  1. pt dismal says:

    the urine stain sequence was funny. and toilet bongs are the best.

    ptd

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