Who is Crazier? Charlie Sheen or Muammar Gaddafi

Two of our most beloved public figures — Libyan dictator Muammar Gaddafi and “Two and a Half Men” dictator Charlie Sheen — are having trouble this week with the whole ‘sanity’ thing, which is a problem because a. neither one can seem to keep their mouth closed and b. each has unlimited access to airtime (Gaddafi on Al-Jamahiriya, the Libyan state-owned television channel and Sheen on pretty much everything else). So the question arises, who is crazier? Let’s do a quote-by-quote comparison.

Gaddafi: “I will stay in Libya until I die, or until the end of the time God allows me to live!”
Sheen: “People are mystified by this odyssey that refuses to quit calling itself Charlie Sheen.”

Gaddafi: “Were it not for electricity, we would have to watch television in the dark.”
Sheen: “I’m sorry man, I got magic and I’ve got poetry in my fingertips, you know, most of the time, and this includes naps. I’m an F-18, bro.”

Gaddafi: “They give them pills at night, they put hallucinatory pills in their drinks, their milk, their coffee, their Nescafe.”
Sheen: “There are parts of me that are Dennis Hopper.”

Gaddafi: “Bin Laden — this is the enemy who is manipulating people. Do not be swayed by bin Laden.”
Sheen: “I fire back once and this contaminated little maggot can’t handle my power and can’t handle the truth. I wish him nothing but pain in his silly travels especially if they wind up in my octagon. Clearly I have defeated this earthworm with my words — imagine what I would have done with my fire breathing fists.”

Gaddafi: “A woman has the right to run for election whether she’s male or female.”
Sheen: “I don’t live in the middle anymore. That’s where you get slaughtered. That’s where you get embarrassed in front of the prom queen.”

Gaddafi: “Obeying your parents is more important than doing as your parents say.”
Sheen: “Winning, anyone? Rhymes with winning. Anyone? Yeah, that would be us. Sorry, man, didn’t make the rules. Oops!”

Gaddafi: “Democracy means permanent rule!”
Sheen: “I’m not Thomas Jefferson. He was a pussy.”

The final verdict? Draw.
The 8 Craziest Gadaffi Quotes, Buzzfeed
The 19 Best Charlie Sheen Quotes Which You Trolls Probably Can’t Even Process, Videogum
Gaddafi says protesters are on hallucinogenic drugs, Reuters
Charlie Sheen RAGES in Open Letter, TMZ

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2 Responses to Who is Crazier? Charlie Sheen or Muammar Gaddafi

  1. good post. yeah it’s a close call for sure. if you’re looking for crazy quotes to compare, try some old Mike Tyson quotes. classic stuff there, a la “fire breathing fists”

  2. pt dismal says:

    i do appreciate that gaddafi supports the right of the transgendered to run for political office. that definitel sways my vote.

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