The remains of US-born chess champion Bobby Fischer have been exhumed in Iceland to determine whether he is the father of a nine-year-old girl, Jinky Young, whose mother had a relationship with Fisher.
Top Signs that Jinky Young May Be Bobby Fischer’s Illegitimate Daughter:
5. She was a Grandmaster at Candyland by the age of six months
4. Her first words were “Knight to Queen’s Bishop 3.”
3. Her second words were “There are too many Jews in chess.”
2. Before she was even potty trained, insisted that her toilet be raised six inches higher than anyone else’s.
1. Can play multiple games of paddy-cake simultaneously.