Welcome to this week’s ‘Fun with Kim’ photo caption contest, where we add captions to creepy state photos of North Korean dictator Kim Jong-il. Feel free to post your entry in the comments. Last week’s edition is here (and congrats to Omaha8 for his winning entry).
This week’s captions:
1. Taste the Rainbow.
2. Fine, fine, fine. But how is the top-secret chocolate/peanut butter fusion program going?
3. Our ad slogan shall be: “Melts in your mouth, not in your hand. Just like the flesh of the imperialist dogs when we rain nuclear annihilation upon their heads in fiery retribution for their scurilous provocations.”
[Props=Photo courtesy of the North Korean Central News Agency, by way of Boston.com]
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Yes, Most Gracious and Wise Leader, now that we can produce your favorite bubble bath beads, we can cut off ties with Seoul entirely. They think we care about their stupid warship–fools!
Let us observe a moment of silence for the puny ones that fall through the holes of this capitalist contraption, and are discarded. We shall donate the rejects to…I keep forgetting, is it Gambia or Zambia that’s poorer than us?
This week’s winner: pt dismal’s bath beads.
Congrats, pt, your Crabtree & Evelyn gift card will be arriving by mail.
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yes!
do i get an additional gift for including a reference to current events?
ptd
‘Ripped from today’s headlines’ definitely helps.
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