Here is this week’s entry for the ‘Fun with Kim’ photo caption game, where we add captions to creepy state photos of North Korean dictator Kim Jong-il. Feel free to add your own captions in the comments. Last week’s edition is here.
1. Introducing new Glorious Triumph of the Workers Death to the Imperialist Dogs Multigrain Snack Crackers, available in Nacho Cheese and delicious Cool Ranch flavors.
2. Soylent Green is people! It’s people!! Wait a minute, this isn’t even green. False alarm.
3. When I say “Body of Kim,” you say, “Amen.”
[Props=Photo courtesy of the North Korean Central News Agency, by way of Boston.com]
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It’s true! You can’t eat just one!!!
You want my cookies? Come and get them, bitches!
Crispix is Crispy times 10,000!
where’s the chocolate? where’s the marshmellow?
Microchip factory my ass. These are covered in salt. Get me out of this clean-room coat.
wait a minute, this used to be the fun-with-kim caption contest–now it is a “game”? man, whatta ripoff….
ptd
yeah, when do I get my awards? my wife says my captions are the funniest. OK, she said one of mine was the funniest. once.
Well, Omaha8, your wife does not get a vote. Like North Korea, this here is a dictatorship, and if you guys want a contest, I’ll give you a contest.
First place: mrs. pt dismal
Second place: omaha8
now LAST week, pt dismal won with his classic,
“Great Leader, may I respectfully and humbly suggest that the unicorn riding a motorcycle is a little over the top; perhaps you might consider something tribal…?”
woo-hoo! i knew the unicorn tattoo reference would please you O Great Kamper.
ptd
awweee, shucks, Kamper…i really liked yr “body of Kim” one too!
whoo hoo!!
it IS on!!
Fuck y’all.
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