Try this experiment. Take off all your clothes (Important Note: if you are at the office or reading this in a public place, WAIT UNTIL YOU ARE HOME to perform this experiment). Are you naked? Good. Go sit on a wooden table. Now look down. Does that mass of flesh-colored pancake that used to be your thighs and ass look anything like the hindquarters of the lovely lass pictured below? I didn’t think so.
The woman in question is former ‘Bond’ girl Eva Green, and the photo, which appeared in the UK magazine Tatler, is a recreation of a 1973 photo of Charlotte Rampling taken by Helmut Newton.
After careful and prolonged study of said photograph, I would propose one of the following three scenarios:
1. Eva Green’s ass is made of titanium
2. Eva Green has discovered some sort of anti-gravity technology, which she is selfishly refusing to share with the rest of us
3. This photograph has been heavily Photoshopped
(The funny part is that, in the original photo, Charlotte Rampling’s butt is as it should be, i.e., flat, which only highlights the digital shenanigans used to unflatten [rounden?] Eva’s posterior in the photo below.)