Sadly No! has really blown it this time!! They have accidentally leaked the details of Operation Weak Tea, the Left’s super secret plan to disrupt and discredit today’s Tea Parties.
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S,N! editors – please take a quick look at the minutes of yesterday’s clandestine meeting of the liberal-fascist media establishment, progressive bloggers and key provocateurs from the Obama administration. Agenda: Operation Weak Tea, our nefarious scheme to disrupt today’s bold and exciting Tea Party activity planned by virile patriots across this land we loathe as we do all things good and just and pure.
(Speaking – Comrade First-Among-Equals)
(tap, tap, tap)
Is this thing on? Testing, testing, eins, zwei, drei … good, this meeting will come to order. Gentlewymmyn, transgendered sis/brethren and phallused oppressor pigs, we meet once again masked in the secrecy of night and also masked in the secrecy of wearing masks. We are a secretive, masked bunch, with secret masks generously provided on the sly by the Soros Foundations Network.
Tomorrow, healthy, attractive and courageous conservatives will gather in enormous, sweeping protests they call ‘Tea Parties’ in a brave but ultimately futile attempt to disrupt our grand scheme of putting them all in reeducation camps by year’s end, via a subtle and slight raising of the top marginal tax rate that won’t happen until 2011 and will not directly affect the vast majority of them.
We cannot allow their movement to gain steam! We cannot allow these bold and noble patriots to encourage others of rough-hewn heartland stock to rise up against their mooching, post-modern overlords! We cannot allow these ‘Tea Parties’ to proceed unmolested by our sweaty, jealous and furtive machinations!
Get your marching orders right here.