What Do Vegetarian Zombies Like to Eat?

Graaaaaaains!

But then you knew that already. Over at Whatever, John Scalzi has posted an exhaustive (let’s hope) list of Zombie Rhymes.

What are Zombie Rhymes, you ask? Well, they’re like this:

Q: What do zombies like to eat?
A: BRAAAAAAAAAAINS.

Q: What do vegetarian zombies like to eat?
A: GRAAAAAAAAAAINS.

Q: What do vegetarian zombies eat when they’re on vacation in Jamaica?
A: PLANTAAAAAAAINS.

Q: What is the favorite city of Illinois zombies?
A: DES PLAAAAAAINES.

Q: What are zombies’ favorite scale model entertainment?
A: MODEL TRAAAAAINS.

Ye olde kamper decided to take a stab and came up with this:

For all you musical zombies out there

Favorite Dylan album:
Slow Traaaaaaaain Coming

Favorite Alt Metal Band:
Staaaaaaaind

Favorite Rapper:
Big Daddy Kaaaaaaane

Favorite Fiercely Independent Punk Band:
Fugazi (weird, huh?)

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One Response to What Do Vegetarian Zombies Like to Eat?

  1. Mikko Meriläinen says:

    Stumbled upon this post as it was an automatically created “possibly related article” on my blog. I’m glad I did, the “Fugazi” made me laugh out loud.

    Or like they say these days on the nets:

    omg lol @ fguazi!!!1

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