A Robot Performs Standup Comedy . . .

From Michael Drucker over at McScweeney’s.

A Robot Performs Standup Comedy to a Lackluster Response.

Hello, world!

What level is everyone’s excitement currently at?

I’m sorry. I cannot hear you. Would you please repeat your excitement, preferably at a louder volume? Thank you. I am also excited.

Have you ever noticed the difference between white robots and black robots? White robots are all 1001001, but black robots are all 0110110. Do you agree?

You have said that you do not agree.

Read the rest.

On a related note, Keanu Reeves is slated to star in the remake of The Day the Earth Stood Still but strangely enough will not be playing Gort.

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4 Responses to A Robot Performs Standup Comedy . . .

  1. MojoGeek says:

    Dude everyone knows there are 8 bits in a byte. 7 bit jokes are just not funny at all. Come on.

  2. josh says:

    Keanu is a wonderful actor and I’m tired of the unwashed dissing him. Go watch The Last Time I Committed Suicide, Devil’s Advocate and The Gift, then shut your pie hole.

  3. I made it through all three Matrix movies and consider that penance enough, thank you.

  4. Amelie says:

    1. Reading your profile and your desire just to “make fun of things” makes me happy.
    2. Everyone knows there are no factories in Go Fuck Yourself!
    3. I am a new wordpresser and perusing for cynical, sassy others to unite with in this wordpressing world. You might be one of them.

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