From Michael Drucker over at McScweeney’s.
A Robot Performs Standup Comedy to a Lackluster Response.
What level is everyone’s excitement currently at?
I’m sorry. I cannot hear you. Would you please repeat your excitement, preferably at a louder volume? Thank you. I am also excited.
Have you ever noticed the difference between white robots and black robots? White robots are all 1001001, but black robots are all 0110110. Do you agree?
You have said that you do not agree.