Daily Archives: January 15, 2008

Gen. David Petraeus Ascends Bodily into Heaven

Baghdad, Iraq — On Monday, at 2:52 p.m. local time, the clouds above Baghdad parted, the skies opened, and, to the angelic sounds of a heavenly choir, Lt. General David H. Petraeus was assumed bodily into heaven. The clearly startled … Continue reading

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