Amherst College Announces Recall of 2006 Graduating Class

In a surprise development, Amherst College today announced that it was recalling its entire 2006 graduating class. According to an Amherst College spokesperson, a clerical error in the Provost office back in 2002 inadvertently replaced the school’s undergraduate curriculum with a synopsis of the 1986 Rodney Dangerfield comedy Back to School. The mistake was caught this week when a cleaning person discovered the real curriculum behind a filing cabinet. The 2006 graduates will be readmitted as sophomores and will receive a 20% discount on their tuition. Amherst College President Anthony Marx said in a statement, “We regret any inconvenience this glitch may have caused to these non-graduates, but we simply cannot have a bunch of sub-literate dunderheads running around out there with our diplomas. Since 1821, the Amherst College brand has been synonymous with Quality, Reliability and Craftsmanship, and I aim to keep it that way. You have my word on it, or my name’s not Anthony Marx.”

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