Early reports that tonight might be Taco Night have been officially confirmed. Taco Night, Taco Night, tonight is gonna be Taco Night. What I say? Taco Night.
Hopes for Taco Night were kindled over breakfast when an otherwise routine discussion about potential dinner menus first introduced the suggestion that perhaps tonight we could have Taco Night. However, these fledgling hopes were cruelly dashed in the early afternoon when logistical problems arose with the Taco Night supply chain. Specifically, it was revealed that an integral player in the planning and execution of Taco Night would be unable to make it to the grocery store. At that time, it was suggested that Taco Night be postponed and that pizza or perhaps leftover 3-bean soup be substituted instead.
But in a startling late afternoon development, highly placed administration sources indicated that the necessary shopping had been “squeezed in,” and that Taco Night was on. Even with this confirmation, some potential Taco Night participants refused to get their hopes up until all of the necessary components — ground beef, packet of taco seasoning mix, sour cream, shredded cheese, tomato, lettuce, taco sauce (Mexican style, medium) and of course taco shells — had been gathered on the kitchen counter, to the right of the sink. Taco Night is expected to commence at approximately 6:00 pm (EST) with the ceremonial shredding of the lettuce and chopping of the tomato. Tacos will be served beginning at 6:15 on a serve-yourself basis.
To recap: It’s Taco Night.