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Category Archives: Quotable Quotes of the Quoted
Why I Love Sugar, Reason #798
If your tear ducts need a workout, go read Sugar’s latest over at The Rumpus. When I was eleven, my brother and sister and I went to visit our father. We traveled to the place he lived a thousand miles … Continue reading
Teller’s Advice to a Young Magician
Magician Brian Brushwood shares some advice he got when he just wee lad from Teller of Penn & Teller. It’s good advice no matter what your field. Here’s a compositional secret. It’s so obvious and simple, you’ll say to yourself, … Continue reading
An Inspirational Message Just for You
A few months ago, I somehow got put onto the email list of a woman named Stacy whom I’m certain I’ve never met or interacted with. I have one of those email addresses that is easy to mix up with … Continue reading
Quote of the Day
My father always said to me, “All the things that I went through during the Holocaust are within your spectrum of emotion. You know what it is to be afraid. You know what it is to be cold. You know … Continue reading
The Wisdom of Stephen Maturin
‘People say unkind things about Lord Sandwich,’ observed Stephen as they sat down, ‘but I think mankind is very much in his debt for that genial invention . . .’ – Stephen Maturin in The Reverse of the Medal by … Continue reading
Match the Republican Presidential Candidate to the Snark
In the span of just a few short months blogging at Esquire’s The Politics Blog, Charles Pierce has emerged as the web’s preeminent snark machine. But can you match up the following Pierce-penned snark to the correct Republican presidential candidate? … Continue reading
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Snicket on OWS
Thirteen Observations made by Lemony Snicket while watching Occupy Wall Street from a Discreet Distance 1. If you work hard, and become successful, it does not necessarily mean you are successful because you worked hard, just as if you are … Continue reading
Minchin? Make that Tim Menschen
Dan Savage has a great interview with Tim Minchin around edgy material and specifically his song “Do Not Feed Donuts to Your Obese Children.” But you don’t want to bully your own audience. And a satirist’s job should be to … Continue reading
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Crazy Like a Fox
From Ed at ginandtacos: I am not an unbiased observer, obviously, and I watch Fox the same way most people watch circuses or episodes of Two and a Half Men. Despite these handicaps I am confident that the following is … Continue reading
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Yes. This.
Charles Pierce: Far from me to tell the president what to do, but now would be a really nice time to fire up the old speechwriting team and produce a direct and unequivocal defense of women’s rights in the field … Continue reading →