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Category Archives: Literary-type Goings-on
When ‘The Hunger Games’ was called ‘The Long Walk’
With The Hunger Games opening this weekend, a lot of people are pointing to Battle Royale as an obvious precursor, but I’ve been thinking of The Long Walk, a novel that Stephen King published under his pseudonym Richard Bachman in … Continue reading
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I don’t enjoy this war one bit
Today would have been David Foster Wallace’s 50th birthday. Letters of Note has history’s greatest fan letter, which Wallace wrote to the novelist Don DeLillo just before the publication of Infinite Jest. I have a hard time understanding how Fun … Continue reading
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Teller’s Advice to a Young Magician
Magician Brian Brushwood shares some advice he got when he just wee lad from Teller of Penn & Teller. It’s good advice no matter what your field. Here’s a compositional secret. It’s so obvious and simple, you’ll say to yourself, … Continue reading
And now you find you fit this identikit completely
The Composites is a website that uses law enforcement software to create composite sketches for famous literary characters based on their descriptions. Below: The Misfit from Flannery O’Connor’s “A Good Man is Hard to Find.” Description: He was an older … Continue reading
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Quote of the Day
My father always said to me, “All the things that I went through during the Holocaust are within your spectrum of emotion. You know what it is to be afraid. You know what it is to be cold. You know … Continue reading
The Wisdom of Stephen Maturin
‘People say unkind things about Lord Sandwich,’ observed Stephen as they sat down, ‘but I think mankind is very much in his debt for that genial invention . . .’ – Stephen Maturin in The Reverse of the Medal by … Continue reading
Dr. Seuss’s ‘The Call of Cthulhu’
What if Dr. Seuss had written H.P. Lovecraft’s classic story, ‘The Call of Cthulhu?’ Now an intrepid soul, DrFaustusAu, has answered that age-old question — you can see the results here. (Warning: clicking link will give you an insanity-inducing glimpse … Continue reading
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What sound does a flying knife make?
I am late to The Hunger Games — a book I am enjoying very much — but was brought up short by this bit: “Adrenaline shoots through me and I sling the pack over one shoulder and run full-speed for … Continue reading
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“It has a long way to go before it can even be called simplistic.”
Christopher Hitchens on David Mamet’s new book, The Secret Knowledge, about how he (Mamet) used to be all liberal and pussy-whipped but now that he gets all his ideas from right wing talk radio he’s all, like, iconoclastic and shit … Continue reading
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Outrage! Next They’ll Mix Up Glamdring and Andúril
Send out the Tolkien Signal! Fellow Nerds, there has been a grievous offense that must be avenged! Middle Earth hangs on a knife’s edge. From the New York Times: This post has been revised to reflect the following correction: Correction: … Continue reading
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