Purity Bear Advises Caution in Matters of Sexual Congress

Here is a student-made film to promote the Annual Day of Purity, a day when “youth can make a public demonstration of their commitment to remain sexually pure, in mind and actions.” Purity Day will be held on “Valentine’s Day, or the previous weekday” (they couldn’t bother to check the calendar? What if I’m pure on the wrong day?). If Purity Bear is on one shoulder, I don’t think I want to know what kind of bear is on his other shoulder.

Remember, kids, sex is dirty, shameful, and disgusting outside of marriage but beautiful, fulfilling, and holy within it. And this shift happens magically the moment you are married to an opposite sex person.

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