Self-Sacrifice is for Moochers and Parasites

Breaking news from the producers of the Atlas Shrugged movie:

Atlas Productions LLC announced today its plan to replace more than 100,000 title sheets appearing on the Atlas Shrugged Part 1 DVD and Blu-ray versions sold through major retail outlets. These retail versions were packaged with an inaccurate synopsis of Atlas Shrugged.

The 1957 novel, Atlas Shrugged, is known in philosophical and political circles for presenting a cogent argument advocating a society driven by rational self-interest. On the back of the film’s retail DVD and Blu-ray however, the movie’s synopsis contradictorily states “AYN RAND’s timeless novel of courage and self-sacrifice comes to life…”

(Emphasis mine)

Let me fix that for you, producers of the Atlas Shrugged movie: “Ayn Rand’s timeless novel of choo-choo trains and rape fantasies . . . “

[Props=Gawker]

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One Response to Self-Sacrifice is for Moochers and Parasites

  1. brianhmoll says:

    Yeah, too bad Gawker won’t post the real stories about Ayn Rand. That she was a Terminator sent from the future to destroy the then pea-sized fetus of the would-be leader of the revolution against the machines. Thanks to her we, the human race, stand zero chance.

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