Monthly Archives: November 2011

David Milch to Adapt William Faulkner

Posted on November 30, 2011 by

David Milch of Deadwood fame* has signed a deal with HBO to develop original movies and potentially television shows based on the work of William Faulkner. Here are a few possible collaborations: Absalom, Fucking Absalom! The Sound and the Cocksucking … Continue reading →

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Herman Cain’s Black History Minute

Posted on November 30, 2011 by
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Katherine Heigl Hates Balls

Posted on November 30, 2011 by

The book I’m reading (The Comic Toolbox by John Vorhaus — great book, by the way) instructs in its very first chapter and in big bold letters that Comedy is Truth and Pain. And with that allow me to present … Continue reading →

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Tonight, the Bottle Let Me Down

Posted on November 29, 2011 by

Poor, befuddled Rick Perry. Here he is, stumping in New Hampshire: “Those of you that will be 21 by November the 12th, I ask for your support and your vote.” Pssst, Rick. 1. The voting age is 18 2. The … Continue reading →

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Ugly Renaissance Babies

Posted on November 28, 2011 by

A new Tumblr dedicated to Ugly Renaissance Babies lives up to its name.

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Dr. Seuss’s ‘The Call of Cthulhu’

Posted on November 28, 2011 by

What if Dr. Seuss had written H.P. Lovecraft’s classic story, ‘The Call of Cthulhu?’ Now an intrepid soul, DrFaustusAu, has answered that age-old question — you can see the results here. (Warning: clicking link will give you an insanity-inducing glimpse … Continue reading →

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The Hippies Have Got Us Surrounded!

Posted on November 27, 2011 by

Have you heard the latest? Turns out that advice columnist, art historian, and pepper spray aficionado Lt. John Pike was entirely justified in slathering those UC Davis students with pepper spray because the students had the police surrounded! That’s right, … Continue reading →

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Silent H, Deadly H – Episode 7

Posted on November 25, 2011 by

Here it is, episode 7 of this 12-part web series. In this episode, Dirk and Taos get down to some serious canoodling (which is legal in Massachusetts, of course). But Dirk’s mother Letitia is determined to keep these two little … Continue reading →

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Goodbye to a Prince among Cats

Posted on November 25, 2011 by

This is a story of a tiny tragedy in a world of infinitely worse tragedy. But this tragedy is ours. Our cat was killed by traffic on Thanksgiving eve. We only had her two years but she was the best … Continue reading →

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It’s a Black Thing . . . I Guess

Posted on November 23, 2011 by

Watch as Pat Robertson is baffled by this exotic dish known as Mac n Cheese. Maybe they should just go ahead and call it Black n Cheese. [Props=Wonkette]

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