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Monthly Archives: February 2010
If Tiger Woods’ Apology Were Honest
I’m Tiger Woods, bitches. From Cracked (and it’s not a list).
So It’s “Three Days of War and Silence?”
A southeast Missouri man will host a five-day gospel festival in June that is modeled on Woodstock but with the “opposite message.” Oh, wait. Maybe he’s talking about Woodstock 1999. Now that’s a festival that could use an opposite. Warning: … Continue reading
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The Young Republican Rap
Most unnecessary line: “Set the record straight, I’m no Mr. Mathers/I rap about politics and stuff that matters.” Funniest line (tough competition): “Fight the good fight is the psalm on my mind/I’m a love-spreadin’, go-gettin’, flow-spinning (?) young con.” Actually, … Continue reading
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That’s Nothing Compared to the Monster Spliff the Curlers Sparked
The Canadian women’s hockey team is in hot water for openly drinking and smoking cigars on the rink after their gold-medal victory over the U.S.
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Unfortunately, It Was Followed by a Week’s Worth of Ben & Jerry’s – Also in One Hour
Experts say that interval training — intense exercise programs developed for Olympic athletes — allows people to squeeze a week’s worth of exercise into a single, hour-long session.
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The Really Big Show – Live Variety Show
Coming up this Sunday in Northampton, Mass is a family friendly live variety show called The Really Big Show. It will be hosted by Kelsey Flynn, who will be channeling the spirit of Ed Sullivan. There’s lots of comedy this … Continue reading
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The Vaccine That Makes You Look Cool When You Take It
The U.S. Department of Defense is backing an unusual plan to use tobacco plants to make the vaccine for the H1N1 flu virus. The downside of the new tobacco-based vaccine is that you have to take it 20 to 40 … Continue reading
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New Movie Ratings
Taiwan is planning to change its movie rating system to take account of characters who smoke, the government said Saturday. The Department of Health wants to make tobacco use one of the criteria it uses to decide what age rating … Continue reading
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