From Borowitz:
The White House today announced today that it would no longer use the phrase “war on terror” and would instead replace it with a cryptic symbol once used by the funk rocker known as Prince.
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To acquire the rights to the symbol, however, the White House had to outbid an unlikely suitor, the insurance giant AIG.
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It was hoping to rebrand itself as “The Insurance Giant Formerly Known as AIG,” a company spokesman said.
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