Country to be renamed Panda Garden.
The Borowitz Report has the full story.
In addition to the $1.4 trillion [purchase price], the Chinese government said that it would provide $10 million to commission a new national anthem that would somehow incorporate the words “Panda Garden” in the lyrics, and to redesign the nation’s flag, which will henceforth be known as “the stars, stripes, and adorable bear.
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