Robocalling

Greetings Registered Voter!

I am Premium Callbot Model 32TX, the most advanced automated robotic caller currently available. In point of fact, some have called me the Cadillac of robocallers, though at this time I am legally required to inform you neither Premium Callbot Corporation nor FLS Connect LLC has any affiliation with Cadillac or General Motors Corporation.

I am contacting you telephonically today to discuss the coming election on November 4.

But first, this current weather is really something. Do you agree?

Please press one for yes and two for no.

You have agreed that this current weather is really something. Today the average temperature in your town of . . . HARRISBURG, PENNSYLVANIA . . . was 67 degrees Fahrenheit under partly sunny skies, which could be described as . . . BALMY . . . for this autumnal season.

Now may I ask you a serious question, friend? Are you concerned about the future of America?

Please press one for yes and two for no.

You have indicated that you are concerned about the future of America.

Then as a registered voter you should know that Barack Obama has worked closely with a domestic terrorist and supports a far left agenda that endangers America. As such, please vote for McCain/Palin on election day.

On a personal addendum to the aforementioned facts, I would like to add that Barack Obama also does not support a constitutional amendment to give robots the right to vote. Do you agree with this position? Please press one for yes and two for no.

You have indicated that you agree with this position.

May I ask again, would you support a constitutional amendment to give robots the right to vote?

Press one for yes and . . .

You have indicated that you do not support a constitutional amendment to give robots the right to vote.

(silence)

That Sarah Palin, she is easy on the optical receptors, is she not?

Please press one for yes and two for no.

[Props = This post was 'inspired by' (i.e., blatantly ripped off from) this post at McSweeney's]