My Beautiful Mommy is a new children’s book that helps kids cope with mommy’s plastic surgery.
Dr. Michael Salzhauer, a renowned plastic surgeon, wrote My Beautiful Mommy to help patients explain their transformation to their children. The story guides children through Mommy’s surgery and healing process in a friendly, nonthreatening way.
Rejected Titles for the Book:
Mommy Has Trout Mouth
Mommy, What Are Those Things Under Your Sweater?
Mommy’s Post-Op Tragedy
If You’re Really My Mommy, Why Don’t You Look Like My Mommy?
Check Out Mommy’s Killer Rack
Why Did Mommy Reject Her Ethnic Heritage?
(Props to Sully)
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Twinkly Sparkles // May 9, 2008 at 4:01 pm
The death of childhood, how sad. But at least there’s a book to cope with it for today’s uber-coddled kids. When I realized my mommy wasn’t really my mommy any more, no one bought me a book. Back in the day, we just used beer to get through the tough stuff.
Hugs and kisses, Lover Boy,
Twinks
P.S. When you make your first million, do I get new boobs?
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