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What Celebrities Would Look Like if They Moved to Ohio

February 28, 2008 · 2 Comments

This is an outrage! An OUTRAGE, I tell you. As a proud former Ohioan (that is, I’m proud to be a former Ohioan), the Kamper is incensed, appalled, sickened, aggrieved, affronted, and just plain hurt by the piece of Internet filth that hit my inbox this morning! I do not know who you are, Mr. or Mrs. D.A.J., but you owe a heartfelt apology to the noble residents of the great state of Ohio, whom you have slandered with the worst sort of calumny.

I beg you, dear reader, do NOT click on the link below. (But if you do, you’ll need Powerpoint.)

whatcelebritieswouldlooklikeiftheymoved1-1.ppt

Categories: Humor

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